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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 349 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 166 matches | ||
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3191 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,937 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4252 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4522 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2389 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3774 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,139,075 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 213 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MouhyeB | 67% | 54 |
| #2 | 21taantaN | 65% | 75 |
| #3 | Budget Xyp9x | 65% | 20 |
| #4 | recantly | 60% | 120 |
| #5 | sherwood | 59% | 268 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sherwood | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | 21taantaN | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | En4K | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | recantly | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | MouhyeB | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sherwood | 758 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #2 | Bot Finn | 635 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #3 | MrCastle | 447 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | recantly | 270 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | MouhyeB | 144 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joon_Jon ジュンジョン | +2.29 | 68 | 51 |
| #2 | sherwood | +1.90 | 89 | 62 |
| #3 | MouhyeB | +1.45 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | ✪ Pabl0 | +1.38 | 74 | 63 |
| #5 | Tornf4lk | +0.76 | 72 | 66 |





