








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 576 matches | ||
| Faceit | 301 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6193 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,849 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4436 | 18% |
| Smokes | 9456 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 6498 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4459 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,468,143 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 647 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twiggels | 51% | 156 |
| #2 | mac | 49% | 140 |
| #3 | Huggyy | 47% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twiggels | 51% | 156 |
| #2 | mac | 49% | 140 |
| #3 | Huggyy | 47% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mac | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Huggyy | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Twiggels | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twiggels | 426 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | Huggyy | 239 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | mac | 219 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Huggyy | +1.02 | 71 | 46 |
| #2 | EMPLOYER | -0.14 | 47 | 58 |
| #3 | Twiggels | -0.20 | 53 | 70 |
| #4 | mac | -1.33 | 49 | 48 |





