








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2910 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1418 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2741 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2593 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1917 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,104,105 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aRCH1e | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | RoWaJo | 50% | 141 |
| #3 | tripleLine | 50% | 111 |
| #4 | mNi | 47% | 141 |
| #5 | Shiny | 45% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tripleLine | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | mNi | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Shiny | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | aRCH1e | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | RoWaJo | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aRCH1e | +3.10 | 73 | 53 |
| #2 | Shiny | +2.40 | 88 | 73 |
| #3 | tripleLine | +1.85 | 65 | 59 |
| #4 | neofight | -0.04 | 58 | 59 |
| #5 | RoWaJo | -0.69 | 45 | 75 |





