








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
492 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,163 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1081 | 21% |
| Smokes | 864 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1566 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1652 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $81,305 of utility $28 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muten-Roshi | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | aRCH1e | 56% | 43 |
| #3 | RoWaJo | 49% | 57 |
| #4 | InSp1Re_CS | 40% | 20 |
| #5 | mNi | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | RoWaJo | 49% | 57 |
| #4 | InSp1Re_CS | 40% | 20 |
| #5 | mNi | 40% | 30 |
| #6 | tripleLine | 38% | 53 |
| #7 | neofight | 29% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aRCH1e | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | RoWaJo | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | tripleLine | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | InSp1Re_CS | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoWaJo | 130 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | mNi | 73 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | tripleLine | 69 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | aRCH1e | 50 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | neofight | 15 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aRCH1e | +5.60 | 79 | 60 |
| #2 | InSp1Re_CS | +5.13 | 83 | 47 |
| #3 | tripleLine | +4.34 | 70 | 47 |
| #4 | Muten-Roshi | +3.70 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | neofight | +2.65 | 64 | 54 |





