








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 390 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5121 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,731 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3190 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5407 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4610 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4524 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,225,543 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muten-Roshi | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | neofight | 50% | 111 |
| #3 | mNi | 47% | 151 |
| #4 | RoWaJo | 47% | 222 |
| #5 | Shiny | 44% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | neofight | 50% | 111 |
| #3 | mNi | 47% | 151 |
| #4 | RoWaJo | 47% | 222 |
| #5 | Shiny | 44% | 66 |
| #6 | Xorphite | 38% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mNi | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | RoWaJo | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Shiny | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Xorphite | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Muten-Roshi | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoWaJo | 504 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | mNi | 368 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | Shiny | 230 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | neofight | 98 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Xorphite | 74 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shiny | +1.67 | 85 | 73 |
| #2 | tripleLine | +1.61 | 64 | 58 |
| #3 | Muten-Roshi | +0.92 | 61 | 65 |
| #4 | neofight | -0.14 | 54 | 61 |
| #5 | RoWaJo | -0.88 | 50 | 73 |





