








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 937 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1397 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8659 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 61,995 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18155 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5574 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 21535 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 16731 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,016,565 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Modus[A] | 51% | 86 |
| #2 | mYnna | 48% | 85 |
| #3 | 𝐅1𝟔𝐡𝐓3𝐫 | 45% | 190 |
| #4 | Brumbassen7610 | 44% | 110 |
| #5 | mureren | 43% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | 𝐅1𝟔𝐡𝐓3𝐫 | 45% | 190 |
| #4 | Brumbassen7610 | 44% | 110 |
| #5 | mureren | 43% | 166 |
| #6 | p4 | 42% | 203 |
| #7 | Glenn "Præsi" | 33% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brumbassen7610 | 13 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | 𝐅1𝟔𝐡𝐓3𝐫 | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | p4 | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | mureren | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Glenn "Præsi" | 6 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p4 | 383 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #2 | Brumbassen7610 | 161 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | 𝐅1𝟔𝐡𝐓3𝐫 | 125 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | Glenn "Præsi" | 125 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Modus[A] | 110 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mYnna | +2.89 | 33 | 61 |
| #2 | Brumbassen7610 | +2.52 | 34 | 63 |
| #3 | 𝐅1𝟔𝐡𝐓3𝐫 | +1.00 | 38 | 39 |
| #4 | mureren | +0.99 | 48 | 35 |
| #5 | p4 | +0.87 | 29 | 54 |





