








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1386 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 2009 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 440 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




91 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
20197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,644 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3906 | 8% |
| Smokes | 12633 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 17225 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 12880 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,106,875 of utility $25 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4577 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p4 | 45% | 126 |
| #2 | -_-Ent3r-Mee-_- | 43% | 166 |
| #3 | Huxi | 36% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p4 | 45% | 126 |
| #2 | -_-Ent3r-Mee-_- | 43% | 166 |
| #3 | Huxi | 36% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p4 | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | -_-Ent3r-Mee-_- | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Huxi | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -_-Ent3r-Mee-_- | 595 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | p4 | 258 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | Huxi | 117 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p4 | +0.93 | 33 | 59 |
| #2 | mureren | +0.65 | 53 | 37 |
| #3 | -_-Ent3r-Mee-_- | -0.91 | 18 | 63 |
| #4 | Huxi | -2.42 | 18 | 55 |





