








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 895 matches | ||
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8391 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,488 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4010 | 13% |
| Smokes | 6151 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 12781 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 8546 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,744,176 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aelum | 12 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | 𝕃𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕜𝕖 | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Scooby-Doo | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | [VND]Splif | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Siggas | 6 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Siggas | 317 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | [VND]Splif | 309 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | -_-Ent3r-Mee-_- | 295 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | TBB ★ _just✪lilith_ | 261 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #5 | 𝕃𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕜𝕖 | 260 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mYnna | +1.18 | 36 | 60 |
| #2 | Scooby-Doo | +0.91 | 58 | 57 |
| #3 | Aelum | +0.66 | 52 | 33 |
| #4 | 𝕃𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕜𝕖 | +0.64 | 38 | 59 |
| #5 | Siggas | +0.48 | 31 | 69 |





