








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 671 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 235 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 124 matches | ||
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11793 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,205 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4311 | 15% |
| Smokes | 7872 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8593 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 7429 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,143,833 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 499 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coen | 57% | 176 |
| #2 | SirRed_ | 56% | 80 |
| #3 | Gouda Cheese | 56% | 143 |
| #4 | Tripii | 55% | 375 |
| #5 | Michael | 55% | 368 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maygaze | 46 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Tripii | 13 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | OnlyFrags | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Aegir | 5 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Imprfct | 5 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aegir | 1835 | 0.22 | 53 min |
| #2 | coen | 1016 | 0.27 | 27 min |
| #3 | Michael | 670 | 0.08 | 19 min |
| #4 | Tripii | 588 | 0.07 | 16 min |
| #5 | Imprfct | 392 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | signify | +5.25 | 87 | 58 |
| #2 | coen | +0.78 | 69 | 68 |
| #3 | Aegir | +0.16 | 81 | 72 |
| #4 | Tripii | -0.12 | 54 | 65 |
| #5 | xXGERALDxGAMINGXx | -0.21 | 63 | 69 |





