








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 483 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 240 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 174 matches | ||
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6818 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,150 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1464 | 10% |
| Smokes | 4442 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6078 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 3166 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,562,912 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 762 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gouda Cheese | 53% | 194 |
| #2 | signify | 53% | 568 |
| #3 | Imprfct | 53% | 177 |
| #4 | 2013catgirl | 50% | 70 |
| #5 | OnlyFrags | 49% | 313 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | signify | 27 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | OnlyFrags | 16 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | 2013catgirl | 8 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Imprfct | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Gouda Cheese | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | signify | +7.38 | 88 | 51 |
| #2 | 2013catgirl | +0.21 | 77 | 31 |
| #3 | Imprfct | -0.39 | 61 | 69 |
| #4 | maygaze | -1.03 | 44 | 27 |
| #5 | wesd | -2.12 | 56 | 20 |





