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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1786 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,122 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 940 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1200 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 843 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1139 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $501,990 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rbye | 77% | 26 |
| #2 | wayLander | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | Badekaret | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | moen | 58% | 76 |
| #5 | wwwwwwwwww | 58% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prof. s | 392 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | moen | 277 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | sicko | 212 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| #4 | wwwwwwwwww | 158 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | RAVI | 143 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wwwwwwwwww | +4.81 | 82 | 59 |
| #2 | not wwwwwwwwww | +3.47 | 83 | 54 |
| #3 | Badekaret | +2.71 | 77 | 55 |
| #4 | wayLander | +1.77 | 79 | 52 |
| #5 | rbye | +1.36 | 73 | 63 |





