








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1614 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,525 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2138 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1724 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1035 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1628 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $359,330 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Turpajunkkeri 2000 | 56% | 25 |
| #12 | JnY | 55% | 112 |
| #13 | 𝒥𝓊𝒾𝓈𝓈𝒾 | 53% | 17 |
| #14 | rinq | 47% | 75 |
| #15 | QPOPPIS | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kantsun Kauhukilleri | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Masley | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Kananmuna | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | rinq | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | ♠ AnY | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JnY | 840 | 0.36 | 27 min |
| #2 | ♠ AnY | 159 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #3 | rinq | 153 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Kantsun Kauhukilleri | 133 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Masley | 67 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rage | +4.71 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | moonzy | +2.79 | 86 | 81 |
| #3 | ♠ AnY | +2.61 | 74 | 75 |
| #4 | JnY | +1.32 | 59 | 77 |
| #5 | Turpajunkkeri 2000 | +1.11 | 64 | 64 |





