








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,593 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2504 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3249 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3165 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2675 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,373,145 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nakama | 10 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | doozy | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | [AFK] La Brioche Balugée | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Ai | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Red | 4 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doozy | 735 | 0.21 | 21 min |
| #2 | [AFK] La Brioche Balugée | 348 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | Nakama | 338 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | Veloce | 309 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #5 | Callum❤ | 284 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veloce | +1.89 | 70 | 67 |
| #2 | ♕ FisherMan Edvin | +1.61 | 79 | 59 |
| #3 | Callum❤ | +1.25 | 74 | 70 |
| #4 | Ai | +1.15 | 84 | 70 |
| #5 | doozy | +0.97 | 60 | 72 |





