








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 761 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 362 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6150 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,321 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5168 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3032 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2309 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3812 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,650,732 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Father Skinny | 56% | 214 |
| #2 | exp | 54% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Father Skinny | 56% | 214 |
| #2 | exp | 54% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Father Skinny | 14 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | exp | 7 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Father Skinny | 1144 | 0.26 | 25 min |
| #2 | exp | 434 | 0.28 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mercy | +1.90 | 85 | 55 |
| #2 | exp | +1.81 | 85 | 68 |
| #3 | Father Skinny | +0.78 | 74 | 63 |





