








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1432 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 549 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 180 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6385 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,892 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7474 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8929 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 8103 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2386 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,070,945 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tie | 69% | 55 |
| #2 | Ozzy | 57% | 84 |
| #3 | Blood | 55% | 77 |
| #4 | koa1a dni | 54% | 78 |
| #5 | Montz | 54% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Cat In Shoes | 50% | 268 |
| #12 | dirt | 49% | 181 |
| #13 | Luigi | 48% | 125 |
| #14 | kappakappa | 46% | 100 |
| #15 | TheExPeGamer | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KingChico | 22 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Haydnsmovingcastle | 14 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Montz | 9 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | dirt | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Cat In Shoes | 5 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tie | +2.83 | 73 | 54 |
| #2 | Genocide Stomper | +1.93 | 61 | 64 |
| #3 | Montz | +1.62 | 78 | 67 |
| #4 | Haydnsmovingcastle | +1.32 | 82 | 65 |
| #5 | KingChico | +1.09 | 73 | 64 |





