








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 426 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 271 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2996 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,685 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3828 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4415 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2344 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3098 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,006,764 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | AlexanderDeLarge | 45% | 93 |
| #7 | cRyyy | 45% | 191 |
| #8 | DYNA | 44% | 43 |
| #9 | RonCaa | 44% | 188 |
| #10 | filous | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RonCaa | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | actasH | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Domiyz | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | cRyyy | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | AlexanderDeLarge | 5 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | actasH | 796 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #2 | RonCaa | 490 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #3 | Domiyz | 368 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #4 | Metalha1bo | 184 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | AlexanderDeLarge | 182 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ge4zy | +1.69 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | filous | +1.11 | 66 | 65 |
| #3 | DYNA | +0.59 | 84 | 47 |
| #4 | Reaper | +0.44 | 81 | 33 |
| #5 | actasH | -0.25 | 65 | 74 |





