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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 182 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 478 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4836 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,629 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 960 | 10% |
| Smokes | 3104 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3686 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1879 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,585,569 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 190 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Depray | 57% | 35 |
| #2 | ANDILICIOUS | 56% | 55 |
| #3 | Lenny | 54% | 59 |
| #4 | tj | 53% | 62 |
| #5 | floopoo | 53% | 171 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlexanderDeLarge | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | floopoo | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | actasH | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | RonCaa | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | dustiN | 6 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | actasH | 885 | 0.14 | 26 min |
| #2 | ge4zy | 604 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #3 | floopoo | 487 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #4 | RonCaa | 433 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #5 | Domiyz | 329 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | floopoo | +2.27 | 60 | 69 |
| #2 | ge4zy | +1.49 | 79 | 72 |
| #3 | tj | +1.35 | 82 | 70 |
| #4 | Reaper | +0.85 | 84 | 35 |
| #5 | actasH | +0.26 | 66 | 75 |





