








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 453 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,575 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 256 | 5% |
| Smokes | 1917 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1204 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2198 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $979,656 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 542 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | actasH | 54% | 190 |
| #6 | ge4zy | 52% | 141 |
| #7 | AlexanderDeLarge | 51% | 75 |
| #8 | Domiyz | 50% | 125 |
| #9 | cRyyy | 49% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlexanderDeLarge | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | ge4zy | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Domiyz | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | RonCaa | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | actasH | 4 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | actasH | 535 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #2 | ge4zy | 504 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #3 | RonCaa | 321 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | Domiyz | 272 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | Metalha1bo | 179 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ge4zy | +1.94 | 81 | 74 |
| #2 | Reaper | +1.13 | 83 | 35 |
| #3 | actasH | +0.06 | 66 | 76 |
| #4 | Depray | +0.04 | 79 | 65 |
| #5 | Domiyz | -0.23 | 61 | 65 |





