








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7690 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,990 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5944 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3329 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4117 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2600 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,862,399 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1461 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nom | 72% | 36 |
| #2 | Ohan | 71% | 102 |
| #3 | Big.G_AU | 69% | 80 |
| #4 | Batmo Beale | 68% | 115 |
| #5 | Unavailable | 68% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Panth4r | 60% | 60 |
| #9 | Moeyy | 58% | 36 |
| #10 | Samness | 55% | 31 |
| #11 | Woody | 53% | 34 |
| #12 | TRIGGER DAN | 53% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big.G_AU | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | gabe | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | TRIGGER DAN | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Unavailable | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | HEAD SHOT | 3 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gabe | 1097 | 0.27 | 23 min |
| #2 | Ohan | 427 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #3 | TRIGGER DAN | 371 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | Big.G_AU | 253 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | Batmo Beale | 245 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | strik3r | +3.73 | 90 | 63 |
| #2 | Ohan | +2.78 | 79 | 73 |
| #3 | Big.G_AU | +2.25 | 84 | 65 |
| #4 | Moeyy | +1.65 | 85 | 64 |
| #5 | nom | +1.38 | 81 | 60 |





