








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
389 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,375 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 342 | 25% |
| Smokes | 271 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 445 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 317 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $121,001 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eidi | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | bjoerntastic | 100% | 5 |
| #3 | Aron Olafs*** | 89% | 9 |
| #4 | steezy squeezy | 86% | 7 |
| #5 | CendenZ | 75% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #18 | Hörður | 33% | 3 |
| #19 | I'm sorry but I've | 33% | 3 |
| #20 | unn4rf | 33% | 3 |
| #21 | DibDab | 29% | 7 |
| #22 | B̶a̶d̶ ̶B̶o̶y̶ xXNielsXx | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aron Olafs*** | 2 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☭ shineN4t [exp] | 64 | 0.33 | 2 min |
| #2 | Gvendur | 33 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Aprikosa | 28 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | B̶a̶d̶ ̶B̶o̶y̶ xXNielsXx | 28 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | Aron Olafs*** | 27 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dozen | +7.76 | 98 | 75 |
| #2 | EAZY | +7.35 | 85 | 35 |
| #3 | yungArk17ekt | +3.77 | 87 | 74 |
| #4 | Aron Olafs*** | +2.91 | 73 | 68 |
| #5 | Vikki | +2.73 | 84 | 61 |





