








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1852 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2106 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2020 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2391 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2290 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $620,274 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🅲🅷ᴘʀᴏᴍɪʟʟᴏ | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | fluffy boi | 53% | 109 |
| #3 | MrShowOff | 52% | 172 |
| #4 | Shizzl | 52% | 44 |
| #5 | GamerJesusCryst | 47% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrShowOff | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | fluffy boi | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Shizzl | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | LuVRAPTOR | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrShowOff | 493 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | GamerJesusCryst | 161 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | fluffy boi | 152 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Shizzl | 81 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | LuVRAPTOR | 22 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuVRAPTOR | +2.24 | 67 | 66 |
| #2 | GamerJesusCryst | +0.85 | 53 | 73 |
| #3 | Shizzl | +0.77 | 57 | 74 |
| #4 | MrShowOff | +0.21 | 64 | 72 |
| #5 | Madame Gazell | -0.32 | 65 | 64 |





