








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 604 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 156 matches | ||
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5836 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,646 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2197 | 15% |
| Smokes | 5512 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 3942 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2995 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,001,453 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Totem ◢◤ | 55% | 322 |
| #2 | ə︎il∃ | 51% | 431 |
| #3 | Chartier | 50% | 501 |
| #4 | PEBmeister | 48% | 390 |
| #5 | Vinny Landlord | 47% | 205 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chartier | 29 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | ə︎il∃ | 20 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Totem ◢◤ | 19 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Vinny Landlord | 15 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | PEBmeister | 14 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Totem ◢◤ | +3.38 | 76 | 62 |
| #2 | ə︎il∃ | +1.68 | 71 | 65 |
| #3 | Chartier | +1.62 | 71 | 62 |
| #4 | PEBmeister | +1.02 | 63 | 65 |
| #5 | Vinny Landlord | +0.66 | 83 | 59 |





