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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 82 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Esplay | 7 matches | 1,805 |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1625 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,284 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 808 | 25% |
| Smokes | 994 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 877 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 605 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $541,832 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 203 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex | 75% | 24 |
| #2 | MA7DA | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | Mickey | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | RxL ♛ | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | Blikkwaldian™ | 48% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | MA7DA | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | Mickey | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | RxL ♛ | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | Blikkwaldian™ | 48% | 108 |
| #6 | RobbinAK | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blikkwaldian™ | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | RxL ♛ | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Mickey | 1 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blikkwaldian™ | 148 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | MA7DA | 90 | 0.36 | 3 min |
| #3 | RxL ♛ | 74 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | RobbinAK | 46 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | Alex | 30 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GadiomA | +1.73 | 78 | 54 |
| #2 | Alex | +1.30 | 76 | 53 |
| #3 | MA7DA | +0.84 | 63 | 80 |
| #4 | RxL ♛ | +0.36 | 50 | 61 |
| #5 | Mickey | -0.39 | 48 | 44 |





