








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2614 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,802 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2729 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2187 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2213 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1673 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $359,530 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s0und | 53% | 96 |
| #2 | iNSZ' ↖(^ω^)↗ |-/ | 51% | 105 |
| #3 | ✪NSama (っ^_^)っ | 49% | 127 |
| #4 | braKort | 43% | 37 |
| #5 | GuLiN ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | 40% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s0und | 53% | 96 |
| #2 | iNSZ' ↖(^ω^)↗ |-/ | 51% | 105 |
| #3 | ✪NSama (っ^_^)っ | 49% | 127 |
| #4 | braKort | 43% | 37 |
| #5 | GuLiN ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | 40% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iNSZ' ↖(^ω^)↗ |-/ | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | GuLiN ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | ✪NSama (っ^_^)っ | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | s0und | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iNSZ' ↖(^ω^)↗ |-/ | 403 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | GuLiN ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | 273 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | ✪NSama (っ^_^)っ | 259 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | s0und | 125 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | braKort | 117 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iNSZ' ↖(^ω^)↗ |-/ | +3.19 | 73 | 76 |
| #2 | GuLiN ⚞ ᴥ ⚟ | +2.32 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | p c н | +0.85 | 65 | 61 |
| #4 | ✪NSama (っ^_^)っ | -2.20 | 48 | 58 |
| #5 | braKort | -2.77 | 42 | 62 |





