








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 561 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3162 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,271 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 901 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1248 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1832 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1290 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $629,991 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 317 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AutumnRain | 67% | 88 |
| #2 | PGT-LDawg | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | lil yan ola | 60% | 78 |
| #4 | Haren | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | Pömps | 54% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Get Shit Goodkids | 9 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | ic3 | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Magic Mike | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Pömps | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Rohnson | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pömps | 959 | 0.25 | 27 min |
| #2 | Magic Mike | 516 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | Get Shit Goodkids | 419 | 0.29 | 9 min |
| #4 | AutumnRain | 389 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #5 | Rohnson | 158 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cosmo | +2.53 | 81 | 38 |
| #2 | Get Shit Goodkids | +2.18 | 67 | 52 |
| #3 | AutumnRain | +1.20 | 61 | 73 |
| #4 | Magic Mike | +1.08 | 67 | 70 |
| #5 | Pömps | -0.25 | 52 | 80 |





