








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2410 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,203 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3071 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2241 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2457 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1434 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $813,507 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 138 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Pömps | 51% | 236 |
| #7 | Rohnson | 50% | 56 |
| #8 | ic3 | 44% | 86 |
| #9 | Jæder | 41% | 17 |
| #10 | VASA | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cosmo | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Pömps | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | ic3 | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | VASA | 5 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | lil yan ola | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pömps | 1159 | 0.24 | 34 min |
| #2 | AutumnRain | 239 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #3 | Cosmo | 218 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | lil yan ola | 129 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | VASA | 113 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cosmo | +2.05 | 76 | 32 |
| #2 | Magic Mike | +1.04 | 63 | 67 |
| #3 | VASA | +0.52 | 55 | 44 |
| #4 | lil yan ola | -0.03 | 58 | 58 |
| #5 | AutumnRain | -0.21 | 52 | 65 |





