








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1025 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 249 matches | ||
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5749 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,642 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4159 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5024 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5572 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4887 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,363,841 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | ReVe | 48% | 40 |
| #14 | Nani | 48% | 80 |
| #15 | peteXd | 47% | 32 |
| #16 | nexCor | 46% | 28 |
| #17 | eellma | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sherihvi | 415 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | civik | 401 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | A-P | 397 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #4 | Nani | 396 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #5 | frosty | 297 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rake | +2.11 | 68 | 70 |
| #2 | Sherihvi | +1.82 | 70 | 74 |
| #3 | APO | +1.28 | 47 | 73 |
| #4 | A-P | +0.79 | 72 | 81 |
| #5 | Malibu I♿I⛟I♿I⛟I♿I⛟ | +0.76 | 68 | 69 |





