








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 46 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4637 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7847 | 46% |
| Smokes | 4804 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2978 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1511 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $252,297 of utility $33 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaL. | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | Dutyman7 | 64% | 22 |
| #3 | Schattenklinge | 62% | 26 |
| #4 | maqueenya♛ | 60% | 35 |
| #5 | Flauschii | 59% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KekseGamer | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Akira | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | BEAST | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Medusa | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Firefly | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Medusa | 533 | 0.26 | 14 min |
| #2 | MEAT | 338 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #3 | BEAST | 225 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | ✪ Kago | 210 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Dutyman7 | 105 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaL. | +6.02 | 93 | 46 |
| #2 | MEATator | +3.86 | 72 | 76 |
| #3 | Akira | +3.19 | 85 | 62 |
| #4 | paN | +2.45 | 76 | 73 |
| #5 | MEAT | +2.32 | 77 | 78 |





