








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1401 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 414 matches | ||
| Premier | 363 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 118 matches | ||
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Renown | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 151 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11358 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,680 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10647 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8972 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8750 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8311 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,409,407 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 455 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 360hzPeek | Capsen | 55% | 119 |
| #2 | SkyZ2503 | 52% | 73 |
| #3 | Smilo™ | 52% | 116 |
| #4 | KekseGamer | 49% | 127 |
| #5 | paN | 48% | 105 |





