








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 96 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,703 | |
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2090 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1592 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1705 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2603 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1035 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $832,839 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil stream | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | BusigaBrunaTummen | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | Fabian=) | 59% | 78 |
| #4 | ✪ mikkola | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | K2 - MY CARRY ^^ | 58% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | k1ngre | 54% | 28 |
| #8 | Ivan The Horrible | 53% | 89 |
| #9 | EBAN ERO | 44% | 27 |
| #10 | ツ KEVINxd ツ | 36% | 22 |
| #11 | Heli ✧ | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K2 - MY CARRY ^^ | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Ivan The Horrible | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Fabian=) | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | k1ngre | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | EBAN ERO | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabian=) | 280 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | Ivan The Horrible | 202 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | K2 - MY CARRY ^^ | 133 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | EBAN ERO | 103 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Hej=D | 71 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hej=D | +3.54 | 72 | 55 |
| #2 | ✪ mikkola | +2.27 | 60 | 63 |
| #3 | lil stream | +1.26 | 81 | 64 |
| #4 | Ivan The Horrible | +1.25 | 56 | 57 |
| #5 | n00RBERG' | +0.53 | 62 | 63 |





