








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1473 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4650 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,741 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3065 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3453 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4311 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3912 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,879,473 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 563 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K2 - MY CARRY ^^ | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | EBAN ERO | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabian=) | +1.25 | 58 | 66 |
| #2 | ツ KEVINxd ツ | +0.88 | 80 | 61 |
| #3 | EBAN ERO | -0.66 | 62 | 63 |
| #4 | K2 - MY CARRY ^^ | -0.76 | 71 | 57 |
| #5 | Ivan The Horrible | -1.91 | 41 | 55 |





