








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1467 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,933 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1848 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1936 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1817 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1332 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $301,176 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teemu | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | hydE | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | Cass | 53% | 92 |
| #4 | jupuz | 50% | 18 |
| #5 | Spude | 49% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cass | 533 | 0.28 | 16 min |
| #2 | sleQuu | 158 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | teemu | 122 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Spude | 82 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | jupuz | 59 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teemu | +3.02 | 78 | 61 |
| #2 | Johannes9222 | +1.37 | 65 | 67 |
| #3 | hydE | +1.08 | 55 | 58 |
| #4 | sirkz | +0.88 | 58 | 61 |
| #5 | UntamoUnikameli | +0.43 | 58 | 46 |





