








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 325 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2014 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,549 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4229 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4040 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2766 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2514 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $534,925 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ihmispitsa | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | rrambou | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | teemu | 61% | 71 |
| #4 | Johannes9222 | 53% | 92 |
| #5 | huntari960 | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johannes9222 | 14 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | teemu | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | sleQuu | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | cELE | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | ihmispitsa | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sleQuu | 361 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | Johannes9222 | 323 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | teemu | 212 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | ihmispitsa | 143 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #5 | cELE | 127 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teemu | +3.14 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | rrambou | +2.97 | 74 | 71 |
| #3 | cELE | +1.66 | 56 | 72 |
| #4 | Johannes9222 | +1.37 | 67 | 70 |
| #5 | Cass | +0.76 | 44 | 74 |





