








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 359 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2157 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,084 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1630 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2666 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2571 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1217 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $489,258 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WhittyShell | 56% | 64 |
| #2 | T0rqu3_ | 55% | 64 |
| #3 | maykey5e | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | Naddelx3 | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WhittyShell | 56% | 64 |
| #2 | T0rqu3_ | 55% | 64 |
| #3 | maykey5e | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | Naddelx3 | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T0rqu3_ | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | WhittyShell | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | maykey5e | 3 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T0rqu3_ | 213 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | WhittyShell | 85 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | maykey5e | 61 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WhittyShell | +1.98 | 63 | 49 |
| #2 | maykey5e | +1.69 | 79 | 74 |
| #3 | nov3list | +0.71 | 58 | 53 |
| #4 | T0rqu3_ | -0.54 | 26 | 51 |
| #5 | Naddelx3 | -7.54 | 28 | 18 |





