








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1004 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11548 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,379 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6382 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6394 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7893 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 6710 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,692,045 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 493 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nov3list | 56% | 64 |
| #2 | Tilti | 50% | 62 |
| #3 | cosinini | 49% | 72 |
| #4 | I see you with my X-Ray | 49% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nov3list | 56% | 64 |
| #2 | Tilti | 50% | 62 |
| #3 | cosinini | 49% | 72 |
| #4 | I see you with my X-Ray | 49% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nov3list | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Tilti | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | I see you with my X-Ray | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | cosinini | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cosinini | 199 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | I see you with my X-Ray | 140 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | nov3list | 105 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tilti | 80 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WhittyShell | +0.98 | 65 | 46 |
| #2 | nov3list | -0.16 | 58 | 52 |
| #3 | I see you with my X-Ray | -0.28 | 68 | 43 |
| #4 | cosinini | -0.72 | 64 | 49 |
| #5 | Tilti | -0.76 | 52 | 61 |





