








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1048 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,288 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1070 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1011 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1107 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1100 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $236,619 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raiko | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | dn1ex | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | MACK | 62% | 52 |
| #4 | Fly^ | 57% | 35 |
| #5 | req | 56% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | bicik | 56% | 98 |
| #7 | lamciak | 55% | 42 |
| #8 | BJM | 49% | 41 |
| #9 | czito | 31% | 13 |
| #10 | nok ツ | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | req | 8 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | bicik | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | dn1ex | 3 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | MACK | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Fly^ | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bicik | 423 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | MACK | 237 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #3 | req | 154 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | BJM | 103 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | lamciak | 92 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bicik | +2.26 | 73 | 69 |
| #2 | MACK | +0.77 | 66 | 84 |
| #3 | dn1ex | +0.67 | 88 | 61 |
| #4 | raiko | +0.33 | 67 | 54 |
| #5 | req | -0.06 | 70 | 70 |





