








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 94 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 473 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 65 | 14% |
| Smokes | 106 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 183 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 119 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $12,160 of utility $11 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fadead | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Eine, die leidet. | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | nawcz | 45% | 11 |
| #4 | Gribbley <3 | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fadead | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Eine, die leidet. | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | nawcz | 45% | 11 |
| #4 | Gribbley <3 | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fadead | 3 | 0.0126 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gribbley <3 | 17 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #2 | nawcz | 15 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | Fadead | 9 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | Eine, die leidet. | 9 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fadead | +4.11 | 76 | 21 |
| #2 | nawcz | +1.67 | 69 | 50 |
| #3 | Listorz | +0.08 | 68 | 23 |
| #4 | Eine, die leidet. | -0.32 | 45 | 61 |
| #5 | Gribbley <3 | -2.24 | 43 | 10 |





