








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
762 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,177 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 892 | 28% |
| Smokes | 955 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 695 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 635 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $315,435 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YUNG FLASHBANG | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Royal | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | Dilian | 56% | 70 |
| #4 | Bernd01 | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Mahaugher | 55% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Mahaugher | 55% | 86 |
| #6 | Wlzard | 54% | 71 |
| #7 | E-van | 43% | 42 |
| #8 | Lui𐂃𐂃𐂃𐂃𐂃𐂃𐂃𐂃𐂃 | 40% | 5 |
| #9 | Totan | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wlzard | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Dilian | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | YUNG FLASHBANG | 2 | 0.0171 |
| #4 | E-van | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Royal | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mahaugher | 312 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | Wlzard | 266 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | Dilian | 141 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | E-van | 75 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Royal | 45 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dilian | +2.78 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | Mahaugher | +2.58 | 82 | 72 |
| #3 | E-van | +0.44 | 73 | 46 |
| #4 | Wlzard | -0.66 | 79 | 64 |
| #5 | YUNG FLASHBANG | -1.10 | 58 | 64 |





