








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 270 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3833 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,202 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4815 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3229 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2849 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3309 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,067,933 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇 | 64% | 36 |
| #2 | nibk | 59% | 114 |
| #3 | Brooky | 56% | 269 |
| #4 | giohm | 55% | 346 |
| #5 | thecaptaintea | 53% | 222 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | giohm | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | Brooky | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | thecaptaintea | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | nibk | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Tristay!^^ | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brooky | +1.86 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | jp | +0.88 | 77 | 66 |
| #3 | giohm | +0.60 | 68 | 73 |
| #4 | nibk | -0.04 | 57 | 64 |
| #5 | 𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇 | -0.17 | 69 | 47 |





