








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 112 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1567 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,746 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2082 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2100 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1001 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1563 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $328,236 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CJK | 53% | 17 |
| #2 | floorine | 42% | 26 |
| #3 | Hound | 42% | 19 |
| #4 | raymer | 41% | 34 |
| #5 | Browniee | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Browniee | 40% | 15 |
| #6 | shlepp | 36% | 11 |
| #7 | W4spKeeper | 33% | 9 |
| #8 | wishE | 33% | 9 |
| #9 | Уточка | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CJK | 2 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | raymer | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | floorine | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Hound | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | shlepp | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Browniee | 115 | 0.36 | 3 min |
| #2 | raymer | 113 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | floorine | 103 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | CJK | 58 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Hound | 48 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hound | +0.40 | 71 | 71 |
| #2 | Browniee | +0.23 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | Catman933 | +0.03 | 80 | 63 |
| #4 | floorine | +0.02 | 65 | 72 |
| #5 | raymer | -0.05 | 80 | 76 |





