








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1631 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,936 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 733 | 19% |
| Smokes | 819 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1431 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 953 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $520,797 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dAllas__ | 56% | 99 |
| #2 | ReaL | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | Holen, Mangopapaya | 51% | 35 |
| #4 | ekanツ | 47% | 34 |
| #5 | Neck | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dAllas__ | 56% | 99 |
| #2 | ReaL | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | Holen, Mangopapaya | 51% | 35 |
| #4 | ekanツ | 47% | 34 |
| #5 | Neck | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dAllas__ | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | ReaL | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | ekanツ | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dAllas__ | 129 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | Holen, Mangopapaya | 84 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | ekanツ | 83 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Neck | 76 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | ReaL | 56 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dAllas__ | +1.32 | 69 | 70 |
| #2 | Holen, Mangopapaya | +1.24 | 64 | 72 |
| #3 | karregg | +1.15 | 79 | 55 |
| #4 | ReaL | +0.10 | 59 | 70 |
| #5 | ekanツ | -2.03 | 46 | 65 |





