








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 246 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
814 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,508 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1275 | 36% |
| Smokes | 745 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 749 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 739 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $255,003 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tony | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | RiverApo | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | ams | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | radiant | 1 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | 1738 | 1 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Erox | 53 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #2 | Tony | 41 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | RiverApo | 39 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | ams | 39 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | radiant | 27 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sound | +3.54 | 81 | 58 |
| #2 | 1738 | +3.48 | 82 | 42 |
| #3 | Harley Quinn ღ | +2.84 | 80 | 76 |
| #4 | Tony | +2.69 | 67 | 55 |
| #5 | ams | +2.29 | 82 | 69 |





