








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 194 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1789 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,141 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1989 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2308 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2446 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2398 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $444,888 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Macky Gee | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | - B!G DADDY | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | FNAR | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | Serton♝ | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | MorningstaR | 56% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mind cntrl | 166 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | fizzy | 140 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Snjókaddl | 79 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | kusturinn | 65 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | MorningstaR | 55 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mind cntrl | +5.61 | 92 | 69 |
| #2 | Serton♝ | +4.27 | 74 | 69 |
| #3 | fizzy | +2.10 | 78 | 77 |
| #4 | Snjókaddl | +1.39 | 93 | 68 |
| #5 | MorningstaR | +0.80 | 75 | 68 |





