








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 286 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2280 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,285 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2882 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3225 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1976 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2202 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $866,693 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sneaste | 57% | 47 |
| #2 | Kami | 55% | 109 |
| #3 | Fonk | 52% | 88 |
| #4 | SID | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | 23.4° | 45% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Fonk | 52% | 88 |
| #4 | SID | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | 23.4° | 45% | 104 |
| #6 | Neon | 38% | 21 |
| #7 | Zickan^^ | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 23.4° | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Kami | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Fonk | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | sneaste | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | SID | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 23.4° | 356 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | Kami | 343 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | Fonk | 315 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | Neon | 76 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | sneaste | 71 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 23.4° | +1.80 | 86 | 54 |
| #2 | Fonk | +1.52 | 81 | 64 |
| #3 | Kami | +1.51 | 81 | 70 |
| #4 | SID | +1.08 | 85 | 67 |
| #5 | sneaste | +0.37 | 63 | 55 |





