








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3394 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,211 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5235 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4979 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3205 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2792 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $593,411 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | alexnaderz | 55% | 161 |
| #5 | h0tpoint Aniston | 54% | 84 |
| #6 | sashkkkaaa | 52% | 181 |
| #7 | molen | 51% | 154 |
| #8 | /v3t3R/ | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sashkkkaaa | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | rrock3t | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | alexnaderz | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | molen | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | h0tpoint Aniston | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h0tpoint Aniston | +2.91 | 67 | 60 |
| #2 | rrock3t | +2.76 | 58 | 63 |
| #3 | alexnaderz | +1.76 | 72 | 68 |
| #4 | /v3t3R/ | +1.69 | 75 | 71 |
| #5 | Llama.goSu | +0.72 | 64 | 77 |





