








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1958 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,855 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1168 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1906 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1631 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2150 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $666,135 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faceman | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Franz | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | svenson | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Mortl | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | EepyLisa ♥ | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faceman | 142 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #2 | Mortl | 112 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Blubber Bernd | 61 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Franz | 54 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | svenson | 54 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Im OG and u BG | +3.75 | 73 | 70 |
| #2 | Racist Carrot | +3.46 | 48 | 51 |
| #3 | ***gabel.deluXe | +2.80 | 28 | 78 |
| #4 | Kattagott | +2.52 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | EepyLisa ♥ | +1.63 | 43 | 48 |





