








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,445 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 280 | 19% |
| Smokes | 286 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 445 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 434 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $85,486 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glangford | 9 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | current | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Former God of CS | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | UrBoyBangz | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Sophie ♥♥♥ | 1 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glangford | 128 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | Former God of CS | 72 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | current | 62 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | KINGCAVE | 44 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | UrBoyBangz | 38 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UrBoyBangz | +4.02 | 86 | 47 |
| #2 | Glangford | +2.72 | 80 | 63 |
| #3 | KINGCAVE | +1.88 | 69 | 47 |
| #4 | qua - | +0.23 | 70 | 54 |
| #5 | Former God of CS | +0.05 | 68 | 55 |





