








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 87 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,809 |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
965 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,859 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1403 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1168 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1445 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 843 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $378,014 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Icynippelz | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | Suppe | 57% | 65 |
| #3 | PeGz | 46% | 48 |
| #4 | Bergem | 44% | 36 |
| #5 | breilele ^^, | 43% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeGz | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | breilele ^^, | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Suppe | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | :) | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Bergem | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baowz. . . . | +3.59 | 87 | 44 |
| #2 | Suppe | +3.43 | 74 | 87 |
| #3 | Bergem | +0.98 | 66 | 56 |
| #4 | CosMO | +0.56 | 54 | 73 |
| #5 | fillepus | +0.18 | 83 | 72 |





