








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 357 matches | ||
| Faceit | 123 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Esplay | 52 matches | 1,974 | |
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6733 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,656 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10763 | 34% |
| Smokes | 8344 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5411 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 7138 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,614,612 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 532 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bergem | 61% | 100 |
| #2 | fillepus | 57% | 65 |
| #3 | breilele ^^, | 57% | 46 |
| #4 | gregzter | 55% | 75 |
| #5 | Esteban | 53% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :) | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Bergem | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | fillepus | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Magnilo | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | RØNNY-HS | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suppe | +2.06 | 73 | 80 |
| #2 | ☢JB | +0.80 | 72 | 84 |
| #3 | Bergem | +0.60 | 55 | 60 |
| #4 | fillepus | +0.54 | 83 | 71 |
| #5 | Magnilo | -0.82 | 61 | 73 |





