








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 84 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,729 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 940 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1294 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1256 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1239 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $343,925 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yiren ❤ | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | Jones | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | Ämpäripää | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | TomasVeikko | 52% | 108 |
| #5 | RydR | 51% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jUKEE | 7 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | TomasVeikko | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | RydR | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Musti | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Crusifer | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jUKEE | 267 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | TomasVeikko | 187 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | RydR | 179 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Crusifer | 55 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Yiren ❤ | 50 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yiren ❤ | +2.38 | 47 | 67 |
| #2 | RydR | +2.37 | 55 | 65 |
| #3 | TomasVeikko | +1.26 | 72 | 72 |
| #4 | Ämpäripää | +0.88 | 69 | 47 |
| #5 | Crusifer | +0.34 | 63 | 69 |





